Wednesday, September 29, 2010

the nastiest(?) body of water in the state...


yuck
a mere 97 yards from the blue tees
you can't even see the green

you can however see the detritus and nasty brown mudwater

there were an unfortunate number of poor college gals
playing a tournament on this p.o.s. goat track
some of whom drove all the way from california

what a waste of time

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Monday, September 27, 2010

fucker

dr ej "greaseball" johnson hit a hole in one today
number 8 at falcon
155yd? w/ 6 iron

nice work brother.

mail order bride


She's got skin like Peking duck
Glazed in honey
She glows like the sun
Seen through amber
She wears bright nickel jewelry
Wrapped in colorful silk

She's thin and nubile and seven feet tall
And my touch can make her
Wiggle and flex and even fall to pieces

She never says no to a streamside ramble,
and her honey-do list is one word long
"Fish"
She casts out lines ending in tiny barbs
And her taste in men, impeccable

lines by fernando gomez
pic courtesy of the bench of mike shay

Sunday, September 26, 2010

fundamentals





yes we have been studying the golf swing
again