I was surprised and semi-shocked this morning
to read that beagles are listed among the dumbest of breeds
while p-nutt is called ding dong or little dumbass
about as often as he is called his name
I'm a bit stunned to hear he's quite dumb
he does play dumb games I'll give him that
he barks like an idiot as well
he barks like an idiot as well
but whenever he hears the word dumbass
he looks up at the speaker in expectation
I suppose I'd like to think that he is smart
because he is mine
I'm afraid that might not be the case
he does have his mamma wrapped around his finger(?)
