Showing posts with label absolute horseshit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label absolute horseshit. Show all posts

Monday, December 17, 2012

craftsmanshit in leather


a few recent products from ye olde rod shoppe
angling tools by design 
perfect stocking stuffers for the angler in yer life...



this is a lanyard pouch that'll hold a small flybox and carry yer clamps



pliers holster



steripen sleeve



plane garage


Sunday, November 11, 2012

rooftop rod rack

from the inventive and creative mind of jason jones 


put together very professionally
for less than fifteen bucks and a trip to harbor freight
which ohsoconveniently is right down the street

that ladies and gentlemen is cold beer and ammo
and angling tools by design
very well done

now it's time to build mine

Saturday, November 3, 2012

truth in advertising

looks like it could be another post w/out a pic
almost even a state of the craftsmanshit address '12 edition

people have told me that I don't advertise much or enough
I don't at all actually and there is a reason for that
nor I do much in promoting bamboo as a material 
there is a reason for that as well

why advertise when I simply cannot produce any more rods per year than I currently can?
I guess I could invest a couple g's in some sort of ac
and produce oh maybe a half dozen more rods
but why?  

I am quite happy building six or eight rods a year
I'm not sure how much more wear and tear my fingers and hands can take
I mentioned it in passing below but arthritis is working its black magic in my hands
which means I have to take a lot of breaks to let my fingers relax
especially when I'm planing
which has been a lot this past week
and my hands ache haunt me


I'm more likely to direct a guy toward a nice $200 graphite rod
or the best rod you can afford
than suggest that they get a bamboo rod
why?

that is a decision that is made by the angler himself
a moment when he knows it is right in his soul
to fish bamboo and find out what it is like to fish with a tool that lives

*a couple hours later I was talking on the phone
to just such a guy
nice coincidence?*

Friday, October 19, 2012

wheatley

I've got three wheatley flyboxes
a couple of which I have a love/hate relationsip with
those cool little glass lids stink out loud
they either open too easily or not all


this one happens to be filled w/ flies sent to me
by my good friend roy christie 
I do treasure those and it is why they are kept
in theis fancypants box

disclaimer: of the three I have I purchase one
the cheap one (and the one I use most often)
the other two were gifts
and very nice ones

thank you.


Thursday, October 18, 2012

is that so?

I was surprised and semi-shocked this morning
to read that beagles are listed among the dumbest of breeds

while p-nutt is called ding dong or little dumbass
about as often as he is called his name
I'm a bit stunned to hear he's quite dumb

he does play dumb games I'll give him that
he barks like an idiot as well
but whenever he hears the word dumbass
he looks up at the speaker in expectation

I suppose I'd like to think that he is smart
because he is mine
I'm afraid that might not be the case

he does have his mamma wrapped around his finger(?)


Sunday, October 7, 2012

fishing the cathedral again

this will be my fourth trip to the ferry this year
and to be entirely honest about things
I've fished like shit

my head and heart haven't been in it
too lazy or stubborn
jrunk and stoo-pit
to adjust my tackle accordingly

distractions
fatigue?
a lack of interest?

I dunno
what I do know is that I don't like it

  that all changes tomorrow

last time up I was on the colorado river
for nineteen daze 
and picked up a rod maybe twice
nearly traveled the river from dam to dam 
and didn't even bother trying to fish

that's pathetic at worst
lame at best

my head hasn't been in the fishing place
it's been elsewhere...
on what again I dunno
it just hasn't been on fishing

I look at this as an opportunity to regain my fishing mojo
it doesn't matter how well you tie flies
or build rods
if you don't put them to proper use

anyways...let's get it on

thanks chad and van ness flyrods for the invite
I appreciate it

Sunday, September 30, 2012

full circle


we're dusting this off and bringing it out of retirement
over better than ten years

if you've followed my struggle w/ carrying gear 
this may surprise you

I've taken care of some of my "vest" issues
note that nothing dangles from the vest
it and I will still carry too much
nor would it surprise you that I made a few small improvements (?)
it's gonna be heavy face it everything is

I can remove it and stow it on the bank as I often do anyways
plus everything I will need is in one place
and should stay there

Thursday, September 27, 2012

more boxes

seems I've got at least a dozen working boxes
that's not really counting streamer boxes, bass boxes, salt boxes
I feel like rene harrop or something

this one was set up specifically for lee's ferry


ferry box incomplete w/out ridiculous thingamabobbers
(which I do not use - they just perfectly complete the picture)
spaghetti and meatballs and scuds
it's really rather gross

is there anything more lovely that is not a woman
than a box full of well tied soft hackles?



taking a close look we see that they're not so neat and orderly after all




Saturday, September 22, 2012

midges and shit


boxes like this mean one thing to me
tailwaters


new school scuds?

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

opening gifts

wouldn't you like to open something like this
Christmas morning?


you know you wanna
it can happen

Monday, September 17, 2012

attn: jerry siem re: circa flyrods

like it or not sage drives the flyrod business
and they do produce fine fishing poles
there marketing lost me years ago 
as did the trend for faster and faster rods
making casting a chore rather than a mindless simple pleasure

as goes sage others follow
one is very hard pressed these daze
to find a proper dry fly action in a modern graphite rod
the onliest one I know of is the scott g2 (want one too)
until now

I haven't been excited about a sage rod release in a century
actually it's been over a decade
they lost me when they replaced the sp
and a lotta others when they extirpated the ll line
at one point I had three sage flyrods and loved them all

so why is a bamboo rodmaker writing about effing sage?
because jerry siem has developed a retro dry fly action rod
the circa is what I'm talking about and I'm dying to fish one

I cannot afford at this point in the game to fork out sage $$$
nor can I justify buying yet another rod
so really what we have here is my desperate plea
a shoutout if you will to jerry siem and the sage team
how about cutting a brother in bamboo some slack
and let me fish that rod
I'll try a short 3wt and a long 4wt fwiw...

Friday, June 22, 2012

wherein we spill the beans

last weekend I got the invitation of a lifetime
I was asked to join a scientific expedition through the grand canyon 
w/ the usgs

look fishy que no?

my expenses?
how much do ten cases of pbr cost?

oh yeah babe


Sunday, June 10, 2012

Friday, May 25, 2012

under the cloak of anonymnity


looking again at hoodies I suppose
you can go totally anonymous w/ a hoodie
watch cap large dark shades
you look like anyone
or no one

all of which makes me think some one is hiding when they have they hood up
it ain't even cold here...

it almost brings into mind the criminal element
how do you describe that guy above?
he's wearing a slobberbone hat
(I'd turn that around were I up to no good)
no eye color hair color beard?  can't tell
he had a mustache and shades

the only distinction I guess you could make
is that I'm obviously not an african american
beyond that it's a crap shoot

dude looked like a terrorist mang

state of the craftsmanshit address - spring '12

I suppose it's that time again
the shoppe closes its doors
w/ the job board cleared for the season
and two new rods on the list...unsure of everything else at this time

just know that there will be something to do when the doors reopen...

meanwhile there's this...

a pflueger goodyear awaits refinishing
fortunately beyond the grip it can be done mostly indoors

thee good...

new planing forms - though I've yet to plane a full rod on them

I have planed out a putter shaft on them
looking forward to building a rod on them

stylin' smith polarized shades behind...

spring fishing?   - I've been to the ferry a few times

that's about it

all my camera shit - cameras are tools hereabouts not toys
I need all that shit

hell I need more...

there is no bad believe it or not
I anticipate a long hot and boring summer

anyways...that fly tying project described below?
too ambitious- I'll settle for one or two patterns per chapter...
that'll be plenty plus I'll hone my chops again
it is time to get serious about tying flies again

Thursday, May 24, 2012

as a matter of fact, "it's something of a small cannon."

indeed...
"Thanks Mikey, this rod really kicked some serious ass on a windy as hell stretch of Co water, and really tied the trip together."


that's a granger 7030
and a repeat photo...

Thursday, May 10, 2012

a look inside


my midge boxes
don't be tricked there are plenty of teeny weeny dries in there as well

y'all remember the f-150?