stupid is as stupid does

so I got a new golf club in the mail today

19* #3 hybrid

I take it out back to knock a few balls into the basspond

first ball was a little fat but flew a good ways and arrow straight

you'd call that a good miss on the course

second ball I topped

it hit the concrete curb of the lake and ricocheted back into my knee

yougottabefuckingkiddingme

it really really hurts is swollen and likely bruised

will spare you pics

tomorrow's round is in jeopardy

*addenda* well we played and the knee held up despite being rather sore
pace of play was a nightmare though
billy and I did manage to finish playing #18 (a short par three) in the dark
or the gloaming as shakespeare would (perhaps) put it