talking shit

my golf game sucks these daze

I'm smoking it off the tee better than ever

but can't hit an iron shot to save my life

that's what happens when you go from three or four rounds a week

to playing once a week

it sucks plain and simple

I'm totally stymied on the bench

I mean, I guess I could glue up some ferrules and turn a handle or two

but why?

it's not that I'm lazy 

(I am) 

but I did spend two daze cleaning up/rearranging our shit in the garage

that counts for something right?

I mean it wore me out and I was sweating like a pig when I finished yesterday

then I went and played golf

or something

it sure didn't seem like I hit any golf shots

or if I managed to hit a decent shot

I'd three putt

some asshole visitor from back east started yelling and cussing at me

after I told him "you shouldn't do that"

he drove off in his cart in a tizzy

fine by me

then I had to follow the two biggest assclowns I've ever encountered anywhere

for the remaining fifteen holes

uncharacteristically I barked at them at one point

fucking guy played three balls trying to make one shot

none of which were in play btw

he dropped yet another

I yelled "c'mon man!"

they responded as if I were some kind of asshole

anyways, I won't be playing there again soon

the conditions sucked

and that ain't even the problem