is that so?

I was surprised and semi-shocked this morning

to read that beagles are listed among the dumbest of breeds

while p-nutt is called ding dong or little dumbass

about as often as he is called his name

I'm a bit stunned to hear he's quite dumb

he does play dumb games I'll give him that
he barks like an idiot as well

but whenever he hears the word dumbass

he looks up at the speaker in expectation

I suppose I'd like to think that he is smart

because he is mine

I'm afraid that might not be the case

he does have his mamma wrapped around his finger(?)