Thursday, February 9, 2012

well..we talk some more shit and photo dump

because tomorrow evening we drive to flag 
en route to the ferry sat
and visit an old and dear friend

so it looks like I got the tool(s)
and my golf game still sucks for the same reasons
chipped worse than last time putted better
still pounding the driver and fairy woods
but can't hit a decent iron shot

a hundred years ago anita and I took the train
from durango to silverton
I suspect it was a skiing trip
and I tore it up over at wolf creek
in the interest of love and togetherness or bonding or somesuch
we rode the narrow gauge railroad


I've got a photo of anita noshing on something inside the train
that I'll put up maybe later

anyways, she looks exactly the same after all these years
and I guess I do too
but we feel like we're getting old

because we are

and here we have a nice shot of the best fucking dog I've ever known
we were fortunate enough to spend fifteen years together and my eyes teared up writing that
I love you mr. t forever and always and miss you every day
anita agrees



rip my faithful loving friend

talking shit

my golf game sucks these daze
I'm smoking it off the tee better than ever
but can't hit an iron shot to save my life

that's what happens when you go from three or four rounds a week
to playing once a week
it sucks plain and simple

I'm totally stymied on the bench
I mean, I guess I could glue up some ferrules and turn a handle or two
but why?

it's not that I'm lazy 
(I am) 
but I did spend two daze cleaning up/rearranging our shit in the garage
that counts for something right?
I mean it wore me out and I was sweating like a pig when I finished yesterday

then I went and played golf
or something
it sure didn't seem like I hit any golf shots
or if I managed to hit a decent shot
I'd three putt

some asshole visitor from back east started yelling and cussing at me
after I told him "you shouldn't do that"
he drove off in his cart in a tizzy
fine by me

then I had to follow the two biggest assclowns I've ever encountered anywhere
for the remaining fifteen holes
uncharacteristically I barked at them at one point
fucking guy played three balls trying to make one shot
none of which were in play btw
he dropped yet another
I yelled "c'mon man!"

they responded as if I were some kind of asshole

anyways, I won't be playing there again soon
the conditions sucked
and that ain't even the problem

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

what can I say?

when I don't have a pot to piss in?
yesterday I passed on about a 15 - 20 cent on the dollar buy
shoulda just bit my shit and bought

no I listen to she who must be obeyed (and pays the bills)
and say no
today?

well, innit funny how things can change in hours?
I wannit but it could be gone cuz I say 
"selll it I can't make it happen."

sometimes funny things happen at funny times
and a day later I can afford it but it may not be available to me
 because I listened to my honey
(if you've spent time w/ me that's a code word ya know)

this shit just doesn't really or ever work

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

happy birthday brother

happy birthday to you happy birthday to you 
happy birthday judgmental asshole
happy birthday to you


these gals think you wrock


see ya on the golf course amigo

Monday, February 6, 2012

bamboo bonfire

i've been planning this for years
just never really gotten around to it
today after preparing tomatoes for roasting
washing about 1/3 of the windows
mopping and vacuuming the floors
I went to work on the garage/shoppe
again

tonight we ignite!


that's about five years worth of scrapped sticks and cut off ends
one bag of curls (of four filled in this half season)

after about thirty seconds we had this...


shortly thereafter we peaked at about twelve feet


dying down


just about done


anyways it was hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire

is it any wonder that rod shoppes burn?

Sunday, February 5, 2012

stymied

just that
I'm fucking stymied
by a leader in the industry
and it fucking sucks

Saturday, February 4, 2012

on the eve of the superbowl or greenout day at the open

today's the greenout at the phoenix open golf tourney
I'm not there in person...
in spirit though?  you betcha


the past few years my brother has hosted a small super bowl/birthday party
this year chili and cornbread is on the menu
I was drafted to make the cornbread


jalapeno cornbread

oh yeah...giants over pats 24 - 17
though personally, I'd like to see both teams lose