Friday, May 20, 2011

I hate birds

I've said it before and no doubt I'll say it again
but I hate birds

not all birds just the noisy ones
and the dirty ones 
you know what I mean

I especially hate grackles
they take to the tree outside my bedroom
and pitch an ungodly racket from about three am till about nine at night
it drives me crazy
and feel like shooting them

I hate birds

anyways that grackle in the photo above?
I watched him stalk attack and kill a lizard
it killed the lizard by slashing its throat with its beak
and then began to eat it

it was gross
I couldn't stop watching

by the time I realized I should have been taking pics
it was over
the grackle departed with the lizard carcass
firmly clamped in its bill
like a trophy or blue ribbon

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